By now, most people with internet access have heard of David After Dentist. Something about little David under the influence of drugs after oral surgery just makes for the lols. On the other hand, kids do say the darnedest things. Don't get me wrong, David After Dentist is hilarious but 7 year-olds don't always make a lot of sense. Nonsensical little kids are cute but I much rather see someone who has since recovered from elementary school humiliation making a fool of themselves. Getting your wisdom teeth removed is common for the high school to college aged crowd and might produce the funniest results. For this week's The Weird Part of the Internet aka TWPOTI, I wanted to take a look at post-wisdom teeth removal videos on Youtube. Why someone would actually submit themselves to this public embarrassment is beyond me but I definitely appreciate their contribution to my hysterical laughter.
Maybe it's because I feel slightly less mortified at my own reaction to getting my wisdom teeth out when I watch these videos, although I can totally relate to them. Apparently I woke up biting and kicking. Don't remember this at all and I usually like to think of myself as a pretty docile person. Then I remember being escorted into another room where I was greeted by my parents. I remember my face being really numb and my arm hurting because it took the dentist way too many tries to get the IV in (Tiny Vein Club). Apparently I had a conversation with my mother that went like this:
Mom: Don't touch the gauze.
Me: My face is sooooooo numb.
Mom: That's okay.
Me: No it feels like I have a beard.
Mom: A beard?
Me: Mommmm I think I have a beard. *starts crying*
Mom: It's okay. You don't have a beard.
Me: I want to see a mirror.
Mom: Okay. *hands me her compact*
Me: Ohhhhhh hahahahaha
Mom: ???
Dad: ???
Me: lolololol
Mom: Don't touch the gauze.
I know this nurse is just doing her job but how could she be so disgruntled and not lol at this obviously loopy dude?!
"I don't know how I'm doing, I'm just crying and watching soccer." I feel you bro, I feel you.
It's kind of irritating how you can tell the mom is just dying to film her kids.
This girl is my spirit animal.